Little People for sale

Spotted on the Singapore Motherhood forums. Apparently human trafficking is still all the rage these days.

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Maddie and AJ-Pitt have been doing their share of buying, sorry adopting little people from different continents, but I had no idea we had such a huge market in Singapore. So how does this work? Is it the littler the better or one size fits all?

Come to think of it, I do have some preloved little people for sale, i.e. my little sister. Considering that we used to lock her up in the storeroom for snitching on us, the condition is still pretty good. Just a little rough around the edges. But overall, definitely a steal at the low, low price of $39.99.

Just a word of warning though. The little people will eventually grow up to become big people and clobber your head in at some point.