During bedtime yesterday…
Kirsten: Mommy shall we read a great-time story?
Me: What’s that?
Kirsten: A GREAT-time story.
Me: You mean a bedtime story, because it’s bed time now?
Kirsten: No, not bed time. I want a great-time story.
Me: I guess that works, I’m sure we’ll be having a great time with the story. Alright, go pick a book.
Kirsten: Shall we read Stinking Beauty?
Tru: Huh, not Stinking Beauty, mei mei. It’s Sleeping Beauty.
*Tru runs out to get the book*
Tru: See, the princess is sleeping right, she’s Sleeping Beauty.
*Kirsten takes the book and peers at it closely for a while*
Kirsten: It’s Stinking Beauty. She is very smelly because got smoke coming out from her head.
Me: OMG. So that’s why the prince looks constipated. I bet anyone would be smelly if they didn’t fell asleep and didn’t shower for a hundred years.
In other news, I’m seriously going to send this girl for a Mensa test.