Stinking Beauty and Other Tales

During bedtime yesterday…

Kirsten: Mommy shall we read a great-time story?

Me: What’s that?

Kirsten: A GREAT-time story.

Me: You mean a bedtime story, because it’s bed time now?

Kirsten: No, not bed time. I want a great-time story.

Me: I guess that works, I’m sure we’ll be having a great time with the story. Alright, go pick a book.

Kirsten: Shall we read Stinking Beauty?

Tru: Huh, not Stinking Beauty, mei mei. It’s Sleeping Beauty.

*Tru runs out to get the book*

Tru: See, the princess is sleeping right, she’s Sleeping Beauty.

*Kirsten takes the book and peers at it closely for a while*

Kirsten: It’s Stinking Beauty. She is very smelly because got smoke coming out from her head.

Me: OMG. So that’s why the prince looks constipated. I bet anyone would be smelly if they didn’t fell asleep and didn’t shower for a hundred years.

In other news, I’m seriously going to send this girl for a Mensa test.

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  • Reply Rhapsgirl June 2, 2012 at 5:08 am

    After spending the entire day making sure my 9 month old is happy and spending 30 mins of my ME time folding laundry… This totally made my day!

  • Reply Katriina June 3, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    That is priceless!! clever girl :)

  • Reply Susan Lee June 4, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Seriously funny girl! Kirsten, you are truly a brilliant child! Why didn’t we ever notice that?
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