Overheard in the playroom:
Tru: Mei mei, for you.
*gives her a hammer* – I don’t know what ever possessed him to do this in the first place
Kirsten: Than Tew…
*proceeds to thump him on the head with said hammer*
Tru: Ow, ow, ow!!
Kirsten: Hahahaha HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHA
I have a sadist and a masochist in the same house; some might say they’re a match made in heaven.
Overheard in the back seat of the car:
Tru: Mommy can I have the phone please, please?
Kirsten: PHONE!! I WANT! I WANT!! peas, peas.
me: *audible sigh* Nobody gets the phone because you both obviously haven’t learnt to share.
Tru: *audible sigh* Ok… fine, fine, fine.
Kirsten: *audible sigh* Findfindfinddddd
My clone actually has his own clone.
Overheard in the bedroom:
Kirsten: Mood Mormingg!
Tru: Good morning, mei mei, did you sleep well?
Kirsten: *nods vigorously* Seep well…HUGGGG
*runs after him for a hug*
Tru: I want gummy.
Non sequiturs – clearly another word for toddler-ese.