First there was UP. Then there was UPSET.

Kirsten: It’s not working. Why is it not working?

Me: What’s not working, pumpkin?

Kirsten: Bring me more balloons. BRING ME ALL THE BALLOONS!

Me: That’s all the balloons we’ve got.

Kirsten: NOOOOOOOOOO! That fat boy made it look so easy. I’m not watching that stupid balloon show ever again.