I just found out that baby mugging is a thing – so late to the party, I know! Babies + Mugs!! Oh internet, this is why I love you.
You know I had to do this, right?
Once upon a time, there was a genie. But instead of a magic lamp, he was stuck in a mug.
3000 years in slumber and I wake up to this?? Urgh.
Okay, you may have 3 wishes, you know the drill. Ready, go.
Um, hang on, you wish for WHAT??
Other genies get normal wishes like a million dollars or a trip around the world, and I get this weirdo.
I don’t know man, that’s a pretty crazy wish. I’ve heard of plenty of crazy wishes but this one, this is way deep into crazytown.
Seriously?!! Look at my seriously face, just look at it.
All these wishes are so exhausting. *I* wish you’d just go away and let me nap.
No, really. It’s my nap time. I think I’m just gonna take a short nap first, let me sleep on it for a bit.
GAH!! You’re still here bothering me. Hang on, I’m thinking, stop rushing me.
You know what? Ok, fine. Abra-phjdfjeaf. Abra-cagaoefje. Abra…I can’t say it. Just…there, your wish is granted – I’ll let you bite my cheeks. But just once. Now go away and let me nap in peace.
Genie over and out.