The Bees Knees
Both kids: Hahahahaha
Both kids: Hahahahahahaahah
Me: What’s this game you guys are playing?
Kirsten: We say pee-nees because it’s funny.
Me: I think you mean PEE-NUS? And how is it funny?
Tru: No it’s pee-nees. It’s funny. PEE-NEES!!
Both kids: Hahahahahah
Me: I know it’s sort of near the knees but it’s pee-nus. Unless you mean bees knees.
Kirsten: BEES PEE NEES!
Both kids: Hahahahahahhahahhahahah
Me: Ok, I give up. Carry on.
*Door slamming sounds*
Kel: Guys, no slamming the door.
*More door slamming sounds*
Kel: Hey, who was it that slammed the door? Go with me to the naughty corner.
Kirsten: Not me, it’s kor kor.
Tru: Both! We both did it together.
Kirsten: NO, it’s kor…ok fine fine I will go with you to the naughty corner. We are family.
*gives Tru a hug from behind*
Kel: *sighh* You both get a free pass this time but no more slamming doors, understand?