Husband: Kids, do you know what daddy does at work?
Both kids: I know, social media.
Me: What is social media?
Truett: Um, Facebook! Also twitter and instagram.
Me: How do you even…WHAT? How is it that you guys know that?
*Both kids looking very pleased with themselves*
Me: Ok, how about mommy, what does mommy do?
Kirsten: Also social media?
Truett: *whispers to his sister* Kirsten, say blogger.
Me: No way…you guys are too smart.
Kirsten: Mommy, I show you something…
Me: Ok show.
Kirsten: *holding up a notebook*
Me: Oh, nice notebook.
Kirsten: It’s not a notebook. It’s my facebook.
Me: Hahahahahhahahaha. This is going up on the blog.