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Recent Posts

• Cashcard machines that don’t top up cashcards are oxymorons. Or just morons. Either way.
• Probably why I shouldn’t be allowed to go for events like these
• I think congratulations are in order
• Being nice is underrated but it really shouldn’t be
• I need you too
• I pressed a button and poop came out
• So if grandma is called mommy and mommy is also called mommy, who exactly is mommy?
• Operation Babylift. That’s a real name by the way. Which is still completely irrelevant.
• Give me back my baby smell
• We were on a BREAK!