In recent months, I’ve heard the kids say some of the most random and hilarious things, both to us and to each other. I’ve been telling myself to make a list of the best ones because these are too good to forget and I should really store them somewhere before they fall out of my brain.
Here are some of my favourites:
Kirsten: You know why I’m never going on the tower of terror again? It’s scary and (*whispers*) it makes my vagina very ticklish.
Tru: Kirsten, you must tell me when you fall asleep ok! Kirsten: OK!
Kirsten: Why is the elephant’s nose very long? Tru: I know! Because he tell lies.
Kirsten: When I become 100 years old, I’ll be super tall like a giant. Tru: No, you’ll probably be dead.
Tru: Eating vegetables makes my throat gross and squashy, like I want to vomit.
Kirsten: Adults can do whatever the like but children must just be quiet and listen. Except babies. Babies can also do whatever they like.
One time one kid (I’m not saying who) pooped on the floor in the room when both the toilets were being used. And then the person said “I don’t know what happened, it just dropped out.”