baby talk

It’s all about the wordplay

it's ticklish!

In recent months, I’ve heard the kids say some of the most random and hilarious things, both to us and to each other. I’ve been telling myself to make a list of the best ones because these are too good to forget and I should really store them somewhere before they fall out of my brain.

Here are some of my favourites:

Kirsten: You know why I’m never going on the tower of terror again? It’s scary and (*whispers*) it makes my vagina very ticklish.

Tru: Kirsten, you must tell me when you fall asleep ok! Kirsten: OK!

Kirsten: Why is the elephant’s nose very long? Tru: I know! Because he tell lies.

Kirsten: When I become 100 years old, I’ll be super tall like a giant. Tru: No, you’ll probably be dead.

Tru: Eating vegetables makes my throat gross and squashy, like I want to vomit.

Kirsten: Adults can do whatever the like but children must just be quiet and listen. Except babies. Babies can also do whatever they like.

One time one kid (I’m not saying who) pooped on the floor in the room when both the toilets were being used. And then the person said “I don’t know what happened, it just dropped out.”

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  • Reply Adeline January 8, 2014 at 11:38 am

    Hahaha they’re all hilarious, but I think the last one is the funniest one of the lot! Looking forward to reading your next collection of gems.
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    • Reply Daphne January 8, 2014 at 12:53 pm

      Haha the last one wasn’t that funny when it happened. Ok, maybe a little funny since the husband was the one who cleaned it up.

  • Reply jess January 8, 2014 at 11:52 am

    LOL at the last one! I just had the same incident recently, my 28month was playing with her toy and suddenly got up from the living room carpet area and hide behind the sofa (non carpeted (thank goodness!)).
    After awhile she was quiet and we didnt bother cos we were watching a movie :X then she said “mama drop” I was like OK then pick up you toy “mama see drop!” then i elbowed daddy to check since hes nearest he was like “why are there brown balls on the floor?” and we were instantly like OMG YOU POOPED AND DROPPED DOWN YOUR PANTS!

    • Reply Daphne January 8, 2014 at 12:55 pm

      Mine was behind the bed!!! LOL at least she could tell you it dropped…

  • Reply DinA January 8, 2014 at 1:23 pm

    So funny!!! I haven’t had such a good laugh for a while. Thank u! Do record more of these if any!

    • Reply Daphne January 15, 2014 at 12:20 pm

      Haha more to come soon!

  • Reply Elizabeth January 8, 2014 at 3:44 pm

    Lol! Your kids are a riot! Can’t wait till Finn joins the fun and then you can probably write a book of jokes!
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    • Reply Daphne January 15, 2014 at 12:21 pm

      At the rate Finn is picking up their craziness, I have no doubt he’ll contribute his share in no time heh

  • Reply Linette January 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    OMG – these totally cracked me up! Like seriously!!! Especially the first and second ones!!! Keep ‘em coming!!

  • Reply Daphne January 15, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    I know right??!!! When I first heard the first one, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

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